Richard Retyi in the morning

Introducing richard retyi

Born in small-town Canada, forged in the mean streets of Montreal and imported to the United States, Richard Retyi has been trying to make enough of an impression on the world to earn a Wikipedia page since Wikipedia became a thing.

Washed-up former athlete, PR professional, social media director and freelance writer, Richard Retyi would be more than happy to write for your publication, sing at your birthday or work the mizzen mast on your flagship in the foolhardy quest to murder the leopard shark that ate your mentor.

Email him at or leave a mark on the giant boulder in the park. He’ll know what it means.